me: why am i so fat
me: eats 17 pizzas
me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
me: eats entire family
me: why

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childrapist666:

“i should be taken seriously”

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have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it

because i have

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clubmoss:

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

oh bama ily

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at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

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